| ABOUT THAT WAVE by Steve Simon
How many times a day do you wave at a passing car? How often do you wave at someone you really don't know? How often do you wave at someone and you're not sure if they saw you? Do you always try to wave first? Do you get stressed when you miss a wave? Do you feel un-neighborly when you don't wave in time? Do you get worried that the other person in the other car thinks, "What's their problem?" Do you immediately make up an excuse in your head to justify not waiving back? Do you get a bit insecure when someone doesn't wave back at you? Have you ever wanted to turn around and catch up to someone just to explain why you didn't wave? How often do you blame the sun for not waving back? When you are in a GREAT mood do you wave at everyone including people you don't know? Has stress ever caused you to not wave at anyone all day? Do you worry that "non-waivers" could get the plague? When you're tired do you do a half waive? Do "half waves" count? |